The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Tuesday!
Today in the BB house, we're expecting HoH Pics (usually around noonish), much gaming from Janelle and Frank... a possible blow out between Boogie and Janelle.. and continued incessant whining and lying about Janelle bullying her from Danielle.
Will BB have any surprises for us today? It seems quite possible..
Danielle spent much of Monday day and night telling the tale of Janelle bullying her --hugging her, telling her she wasn't mad, and trying to get a handle on how this happened-- to anyone and everyone who would listen. At last count she was up to 9 HGs. If you'd like to see it with your own eyes, flip around flashback in the quad a bit, find Danielle's mouth moving, and go to that feed. I transcribed it a couple times yesterday. Danielle put it on rewind several times again late last night.
If you weren't around yesterday, here are the links to get you up to speed:
- Janelle's Got the Monday Afternoon Backdoor Blues
- PoV Ceremony Spoiler and Aftermath
- Monday Morning before the PoV Ceremony
Okie dokie then.. Let's do this.. :) We rejoin our HGs for the Overnight Report just after 1am..
Frank, Danielle, Shane
Frank: She's just freakin'..
Danielle: Joe wont talk to me right now.
Frank: Priority one, they get outa here by jury.
Shane; both of them.
Danielle: And then she said, I had a dream last night.. I saw you and Ashley in the final 4.
Shane: Ashley in the final 4?!
Frank: I think it'll be like a fan question..
Danielle: Who would you rather see in a bikini, Frank or Ashley?
Shane: As far as communication, I haven't talked game to anyone today..
Frank: I was in the pool talkin' to Ashley and Wil, and they come up and they're like, you got our votes.
Danielle: What are people saying about me putting up Janelle? What'd they say about me personally?
Frank: Nothing bad. They're all so over Janelle, they see it.
Dani leaves. Frank goes to the HoH bathroom to wash his feet..
Frank: Goin' forward, we're gonna kill it.
Shane: I know, right?
Frank: My feet are digustin'.
Shane: oh, I know.. it's the outside..
Frank: I got that shower gel, if you're lookin' for it.
Joe, Dan, Janelle, Wil, Ashley
Dan: Do you know who Drizzy is?
Janelle: He's a hip hop artist...
Jenn: Which temptation do you try the hardest to resist?
Frank: We have been friggin' targets.. I feel pretty confident about 1 of us winnin' HoH..
Shane: Yeah, me too..
Frank: Especially if it's a knock out situation..
The plan is to knock out Joe..
Shane: If you and I have to.. I don't want to.. but stage an argument.. I'm willing to go up as a pawn.. Here's another thing.. You probably wish you'd taken that 5 grand now.. cuz you're safe..
Frank: But those prizes sometimes hurt you down the line.
Shane: Wil didn't even batt an eyelash.. You know his parents are surgeons?
Frank: Yeah, he aint hurtin.. F*ck, man.. These stipends alone will help me out.
Wil, Ashley, Ian
Ashley: How was your bath today, Ian?
Ian: It was great. I need to win that frikkin room, just for the bath..
Ashley: What's everyone doing upstairs?
Ian: I think Britney went to bed. I think it's just Shane and Danielle up there.
Ashley: Did everyone else go to bed.
Ian: Everyone else hit the sack.. I think there's a pack of people outside.. I know Boogie gets up mad early..
Ashley: And Frank. I don't wanna wait.. Let's go lay down.
More of the Card Questions..
Joe: I don't know how to act alone.. I always have to have buddies around me..
Janelle: I think I'm at my best when I'm alone.
Dan: I think I really just want to have a successful non-divorce marriage.
Jenn: Which other culture would you choose to be born into?
Janelle; It's like the most liberal city..
Joe: You're a liberal?
Janelle: I just like to live my life how I like to live it..
Jenn: What would you most like to learn to do on a computer?
Dan: That's a crappy one.
Jenn: Who has inspired you as a mentor and why?
Frank and Shane
BRomancing the alliance and the vote..
Frank: An you're also not used to dealing with people like that in life.. And you have to..
Shane: But it's tough.. She's young and she's got her emotions in it and she's sweet.. but it's tough to tell her that I don't wanna.. (fishies)
Danielle: Hello.. Hello.. Shane..
Shane: Don't.. I'm so fat today.. Is anyone up?
Danielle: Wait. See if Janelle's moved. She was just saying she wanted to talk.. I don't wanna talk to her.
Watching Janelle and Ian on the spy screen..
Shane: What was she talking to Ian about?
Danielle: Trying to get his vote.
Shane: What are Ian and Janelle talking about?
Danielle: Nothing.. Science or something..
Joe, Jenn, Dan
Dan: I think the best thing is I don't have to give birth..
Jenn: Right?? As a little girl, that's a scary thing.. LIke that has to come out of this??
Ian and Janelle are talking at the dining table.. about her husband.. he's got an engineering degree.. but he runs his own biz now.
Ian: Once you understand math, you can understand most things..
Janelle: THat's how we met is math.. I was having problems in that class, and he helped me.. It's so hard for me. So, so hard.
Ian: I loved Calc. IT was the best.
Janelle: Wow. Didn't you tell me you were really gifted when you were younger? You were basically a genius?
Ian: I couldn't have gone to Harvard, because I screwed around in highschool.. I got Bs.. 9th and early 10th.. I was really lazy.
Ashley and Wil
Ash: We should get rid of her.. just for our sanity.. to play the game better. She's just causing shit that's not necessary..
Wil: Oh my gah..
Ash: As long as we can keep safe the next 3 weeks..
Wil: I honestly think if we can just keep safe the next 2 weeks, we'll make it to jury..
Ash: After Janelle, then 2 others, then Jury..
Wil: I bet we have a fast forward or a double eviction next Thursday.. I bet that's what they do.. It'll be 3 people in 2 weeks.. So Janelle will go on Thursday.. SOmeone else on Monday.. THen another on Thursday.
Ash: Hopefully Dan and Boogie..
Wil: We're not gonna get that lucky.. Maybe one of them.. I think Dan and Danielle are even a bigger threat. She is so manipulated by him.. Just breaking up those 2 groups.. Dan/Danielle, Boogie, Frank..
Ash: We gotta break up that foursome..
Wil: What about all the coaches working together?
Ash: I was so confused.. It sucks cuz Joe ruined that.. Ciz I think Boogie likes us and he likes telling us stuff.
Wil: So then the next week, jury will start.. THey just need to do one fast forward.. Cuz jury's 7 people, right? So if we got rid of 2..
Ash: That'll be 9..
Wil: I bet you that's what they do.. omg.. that'sll be the greatest week ever.. Cuz technically, juey should start this week, if we'd been playing all along wothout the coaches. We just gotta get there and then go from there. Janelle will be out.. and then ideally, we need to get out 2 strong players.. Shane..
Ash: Dude, I'd get out Shane in a heartbeat.
Wil: That'd be awesome.. Shane, Boogie.. Danielle..
Ash: She's as big a threat as Shane.
Wil: Next week we have to bring it up to her.. Actually, you owe me one, cuz I kept you here.. Eye for an eye, lie for a lie..We don't have to keep our word.
1:56a Frank has joined Wil and Ash..
Frank: I think it's gonna be normal this week, only because last week was so big.. I think they might just do 1 fast forward this year.. and then have some weird pandora's box thing..
Wil: I did hear one rumor that 3 people would be nominated and we'd vote for 1 to stay..
Frank: It'd be a different way to do it..
Wil: They have to do something.. And it would be interesting..
Frank: I agree.
Frank: I think it was something like that.. and Boogie was like.. well, f it then, you're not gonna send my main guy home.
They hear a noise, and think Janie's listening to their conversation. She's in the dining area with Ian..
Ash: When did that happen?
Frank: I don't know.
Wil: I think it happened last night.
Frank: These days just melt together to me..
Wil goes to the bathroom.. Frank tickles Ashley's neck..
Ash: Stop, you're gonna make me have wet dreams..
Frank: I've been wakin' up with wicked hard ons
**yes, he has. in case anyone wondered what BEMHO was - before early morning hard on.
Ash: I've been having naughty dreams..
Frank: I think it's cuz I haven't rubbed one out.
Wil Returns as Frank is talking abut the night Joe inadvertently cupped his butt, thinking he was his wife.
Ian passes through..
Ash: G'night Ian..
Frank: I love seeing Ian in his underwear..
Ash: I love seeing Ian in his underwear sleeping with Boogie..
Frank: Ian put Boogie on blast today about his breath..
Frank: Know what's weird about this house? You still have to maintain relationships with people you're really strained about (paraphrasing).
Frank and Wil have a little go at each other about their history..
Frank: It's hard.. I know.. I'll never just vote with the majority.. For instance, you say you voted with the majority, but either way you voted would have been the majority. I feel like that's such a cop out.. You don't need to vote with the majority.. You need to vote what's best for you. I don't bring it up. You do..
Wil: Cuz I feel bad.
Frank: Well, you cn make it up to me this week. This game is crazy.. One week you're against someone and then next you're together again..
Wil: This house is crazy.. Frank is like cursed, but blessed in this house..
Ash: I know.
Wil: It's like, you can't go.
Frank: I'm like the blocked kryptonite. I don't know what it is.. I'm just lucky.
Wil: You were on the block.. Willie lost his Shit..
Frank: We made him lose his shit..
Wil: Willie was trying to voluntarily leave..
Franks: I think he was too.
Wil: Well, he said to Shane, I'm outta here. I'm leavin'. And then they took Shane to the DR instead.
You guessed it! Fishies. Time check - 2:13am
Frank: What's crazy too is.. I don't know about ya'll, but I feel like I've known everybody in here forever..
Wil/Ash: Oh yeah..
Frank: I'm kinda curious.. I have no bead on Joe..
Wil: He's a wild card. I think he's close with Janelle.
Ash: He'll change his mind 5000 before the vote.
Frank: I wonder who he'd put up if he wins..
Wil: Oh Gah.. I hadn't even thought about that..
Talk turns to Ian..
Frank: I think Ian'll still listen to me and Mike first.. No magic 8 ball answer.. When I asked if he had my back, he was just straight up yes. It's taken me and Mike a while to get his guard down with us..
Wil: Do you think he has his own plan?
Frank: I don't.
Ash: I think he's such a super fan, and now that he's here, he doesn't know what to do..
Frank: He's a sweet kid.. kinda quirky.. and he's not the most socially equipped to be in this game.
Ash: He makes his rounds..
Frank: But if I'm just sittin there talking one on one with someone.. He'll sit down and start making small talk.. I'll give him a minute, and I'll be like, Hey Ian.. I'm on the block. I'm trying to hustle here.
Talk about Ian's social game continues.. then moves on to Dan..
Frank: This may be wishful thinking.. But I would Assume if Danielle put Janelle up, she would want her gone. So I would assume that Dan would vote Janelle out..
Ash: Yeah, but you know what Dan told.. Oh.. I don't know if I should be saying this..
Wil: Keep it to yourself..
Ash: I dont' get it..
Frank: It's not a big deal..
Wil: Oh, you mean when Dan told Janelle he'd vote for hr if Danielle said it was ok.
Frank: She thinks she has a lot of votes.
Wil: Well, you have ours.. (and as a 2nd thought) If you'll work with us next week.
feed 1 - 2:20am cont'd.
Wil: I feel like she's made you out to be a bigger threat than you are.. like she's been gunning for you since day 1.. get frank out get frank out..
Ash: And I told Danielle that I would support whatever she wanted.. And apparently Janelle talked a bunch of shit on me today too.. Well, duh.. She's been doing that since day one. She would backstab us in a heartbeat. We're supposed to be a team, and she throws us under the bus all the time. She'll just make up lies.. like, Frank will definitely come after you.. Frank doesn't care.
**I can't wait for their hindsight DRs..
Ash: She was just a liability for us.
Wil: Joe's a liability too.
Meanwhile, up in HoH..
**not exactly what she was hoping you'd say.
Danielle: That's ok.. Lemme lock this door, just in case Janelle's still up. I don't want to talk to her..
Ashley, Wil and Frank cont'd
Ashley and Wil keep talking about Janelle and Joe and everyone, and Frank keeps fake bonding with them and gathering information. Watching Frank manipulate the situation.. I'm embarrassed for Wil and Ashley.
Father Dan has come up to HoH to break up what's not happening..
Shane assures him "there have only been 2 kisses, and both were instigated by" him. Danielle doesn't catch the dig.
2:42am Shane says goodnight.. Dan stays to talk to Danielle, at her request..
Danielle: So Boogie came up here, and he was afraid Ian was gonna get on our nerves about the bath thing.. And when Boogie left, Ian was like, Boogie really wouldn't say that stuff. Frank said, Boogie and Janelle are about to get in a fight. I feel like it's gonna happen.. before Thursday.
Dan: I don't know.
Danielle: I'm so tired of her bullying me.. She says stuff to break me down.. She's like, Dan's voting to keep me. He wasn't happy with you earlier today.
Danielle: Why do you think that's funny?!
Dan: I'm trying to picture it..
Danielle: She's like, that's why you need to keep me, we all 3 can work together..
Dan: What else did Boogie say?
Danielle: Boogie's like, Oh yeah.. I hate women.. That's why I have a son, right?
**any receptacle in a storm
Danielle: Boogie's like, I warned her yesterday to stop talking about me..
Danielle continues whining about Janelle to Dan.. She's been on a "Janelle came up here and bullied me" track all day and night to anyone who will listen, which is just about everyone. I think the current tally is at 9.
Dan: He's the one person who's nervous.
Danielle: Honestly, I think Boogie and Frank really are gonna roll with this.
Dan: I think for a week or 2, until Joe or Wil are gone.. If we can get rid of Joe first, and then have them take out Wil..
Danielle: Whatever.. Frank came up here and he and Shane.. they were joking around.. But I don't know how much more I can take of Janelle coming up here and cornering me.. and she kept saying, you were supposed to be my friend, and you backstabbed me.. I would never do this to you.. I'm like, what's there to understand, Janelle? And then going around trying to throw Frank under the bus, saying that Frank is my target and I want Frank out.. I'm sorry. Maybe it's just me, and the way I've been raised.. Guys don't scare me. I would rather me and a house full of guys than you any day..
Dan: Like a house full of Shanes?
Janelle's knocking on the door. They go quiet. And ignore her. She walks away..
Dan: She's looking for me..
Janelle walks outside...
Janelle: They're upstairs talking. THey wouldn't let me in. I didn't want to sell Wil out to Dan, cuz that's not who I am, but 2 days ago, he came to me and said, I think you and Dan are working together, and I gotta tell you, I'm coming after dan. It's just not who I am..
Joe: But you gotta. You just can't let that slide..
Janelle: I'll tell em.. Wil is just so untrustworthy.
Danielle: Why do you think she's doing this to me? Do you think she's threatened by me?
Dan: I have no idea. If she had just played her normal game, she would've gone far. She was very trustworthy.. She never turned her back on her alliance..
Danielle; (laughing) I bet she's getting so pissed.. me not answering the door.. If I had opened the door, she woulda come sit and talked to me.
Danielle: We've been arguing all day..
Danielle: You were wondering why I was put in this house? To send you out.. Thanks, BB! No one gets between me and my Dan.
**how about an original thought?
Dan: I gave you the keys to the castle..
Danielle: What?? Are you trying to tell me you let me win the last comp?
Dan: No.. I said I gave you the keys to this castle.. This game..
Danielle: You're not expendable to me..
Dan: If it happens, I wouldn't want you to be vengeful.. I would hope I coached you better than that. That's not important. What's important is getting your ass to the end.
back to Janie..
Danielle: Her paranoia has reached another level... She's dirty!
** there's a mirror in the hoh bathroom. please avail yourself.
Dan: She's gonna be on line all summer with this when she gets out.
Danielle: Do you think she's gonna put me on blast?
Dan: I hope she sees it as flattering and a good move, at some point.. She'll be fine. She gets to go home to Minnesota.. her husband.. her baby..
Flipping outside to check on Janelle and Joe, they've fallen into a comfortable silence. Janelle breaks it..
Janelle: We knew he was gonna lie.. He said he came prepared to.. Who does he think is gonna work with him now? Who is gonna trust him? It's just dumb.
Joe: Oh, Wil. Why would you do this? (pause) He just might be a pathological liar..
Joe: I'm gettin' ready to go to bed..
Janelle; Me too.
They clean the area..
Joe: And you've still got to sleep with him.
Janelle: No, I don't. I sleep with Britney.
**insert innocuous ironic comment here.
Danielle and Dan are still up talking.. Currently, Danielle's talking jealously about how much more attention Dan gave Kara than her when Kara was still in the house..
Dan: You mean when she was on the block?!
At 3:56am, Dan tells Danielle goodnight.. and.. I hang around the Quad for a few minutes to see if Dan has any thoughts he'd like to share with us privately..
This concludes the Overnight Report. :0) See you when the HGs wake up!